Apparently, nobody ever told these two that porn comes free on the Internet these days. John Scott Kincaid and Christopher Ray Fitzgerald were arrested yesterday morning for holding up an adult-video store and making off with a treasure trove of pornographic films.

The 20- and 21-year-old were pulled over shortly after the robbery of Adult Video and DVD in Kilgore, Texas, and cops found the 50 skin flicks, a handgun and a face mask in the car.

The criminal geniuses are suspected in two other robberies last week, one of which took place at the same porn store. Both face felony aggravated-robbery charges.

We can't help but feel a little sorry for these guys, which is why we'd be more than willing to provide a list of free, legal places to enjoy pornography where the only thing you have to steal is WiFi from your neighbor.