The "X-Men" Trilogy is now available as a box-set special edition and on Blu-Ray. We know, we know: What the hell are you going to do with "X3?" Why not attach some string and hang it in a sunny spot for an inventive homemade kitty toy?

In "
The Spirit," Eva Mendes plays a sexy siren named Sand Saref -- which sort of sounds like a standard body font. Although there is nothing
standard about that body! Are we right? Hey-O.

The next time you bring a girl home whom your mom disapproves of, remind her that you could be sleeping with an illiterate Nazi. Like Ralph Fiennes in "
The Reader."

And now, finally on DVD, it's "
Hiding Out," the 1987 classic that sees Jon Cryer forced to go BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL after he witnesses a mob hit. In the grand tradition of "13 Going on 30," "Big," "Freaky Friday," "Never Been Kissed" and "17 Again."