It's a given: Losing your virginity is never as hot and smooth as you'd like it to be. Another given: It's fascinating to hear about the disastrous deflowering attempts of anyone who's not you.

So in the interest of entertainment via schadenfreude, we got guys to tell us their horror stories. In other words, utterly embarrassing tales of getting the old V-card swiped.

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