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Awesomely Bad Unicorn Tattoos
Our vote goes to the dolphin-unicorn copulation tatt. (Holy Taco)

Hand UFC. (College Humor)

Quiz: Which Cult Leader Should You Follow? (Buzzfeed)

That's Not an M&M, Baby ... (FML)

Kitchen porn: Eight of the most outrageous food gadgets money can buy. (DVICE)
SOMETHING SOMETHING A PORN STAR
Steven Soderbergh sure knows how to generate attention for his next film. (FilmDrunk)
Mr. Met Having Trouble Sleeping In New Home
Hey, it takes time to adjust to a new place. (The Onion)
Celebrity Rehab With Katherine Hepburn
Her 12-step program to health, happiness and a hell of a happy day. (ManicAttack)
Deep Sh*t Cattle Co. a Texas Tourist Attraction. (Tabloid Prodigy, submitted by knowandtell)*

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