Reader Hopes to Enrich Sex Life Through Holograms

A wild debate raged after our post on the top five ways to tell if a woman is hitting on you. The consensus seemed to be that the surest way is to look in the mirror to ascertain whether or not you are devastatingly attractive and/or conspicuously wealthy. Reader Andrew takes today's Noble Prize for dreaming of a brighter future, where your willingness to get down is literally written all over your face (or at least above it).

"It would be freakin' awesome if people just had like these screens on their heads that said whether or not they were interested in you. As if everything were perfect, like in those Walgreens."

We're pretty sure Andrew is referring to these creepy, Camazotz-y commercials and not the actual store, since Walgreens doesn't sell beer and is thus fundamentally imperfect.

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