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If only! Imagine if we lived in a world where justice prevailed, where U.S. Marshals arrested people like @chriscornell, because he won't stop screeching into a microphone. After reading his last tweet, we're picturing a "Con Air"-esque scenario with Cornell, Nickelback, Hoobastank, Daughtry and other butt-rock convicts on a crash course to destruction. Oh Twitter, how you let us dream.

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