Your eyes have no choice. They are drawn to the headline. Some are memorably brilliant -- "Ford to City: Drop Dead" comes to mind -- but sometimes a headline achieves the opposite effect. Apparently the proofreaders at even the most venerable publications have the occasional hiccup. That or they've got a devious sense of humor. Check out the gallery below and let us know what you think.

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Hilarious Headlines
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Weird, Wild Headlines From All Over

    That sleazy universe doesn't even care if his wife knows about his hot little side piece.

    oddee.com

    We've heard our slightly less mature roommate utter that very phrase after many a taco night.

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    We're speechless.

    NY Post

    And in the end, as always, Jeter finished things off by coming through in the clutch.

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    Here's hoping they weren't used.

    just-whatever.com

    The latest edition of The Prison Times?

    Orange County Register

    Is the former president's hometown entirely populated by Republicans now?

    quirky-news.blogspot.com

    But they can get married in Iowa and Vermont now.

    mypointless.com

    Local government at its most efficient.

    quirky-news.blogspot.com

    Is that what they mean by having "a crack detective squad"?

    Fox 5 / just-whatever.com