Apparently, restroom lovin' is a problem in South Bend, Ind., fast-food joints. What makes this college town's grease-pit johns so damn sexy? Right now, police have no answers, other than saying, "People have sex anywhere and everywhere." OK, we guess that'll have to do, but at least tell us why Taco Bell is taking the rap when half of the place is a Pizza Hut. Are those of us who opt to run for the border more inclined to get freaky-deaky where people pee-pee? You decide ...