WoW-ebrity Stalker Guide -- Celebrities on 'World of Warcraft'

Celebs Who Play WoW

Vin Diesel
RL: Tall, bald, and megamale.
In-game: In recent interviews, he's let it be known that he does lurk around WoW, and that his character is "deadly." So, be on the lookout for, um, deadliness.
Our advice: To avoid in-game cuckolding, avoid playing with him and your wife/girlfriend at the same time.
Who could he be? He's either the most ferocious Troll you've ever seen, or he's a dainty Night Elf Druid.


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Mila Kunis
She's hot, nerdy and Jewish, and yes, a confirmed WoWer. Complex quizzed her on World of Warcraft, and while she didn't know the geographic regions of Azeroth, you can bet she knew about Stormwind. Secretive about her whereabouts and not interested in talking to other players, Mila might be the unicorn of all WoWebrities. Perhaps boyfriend/WoW-obsessive Macaulay Culkin can shed some light...?
Who could she be? She says she likes the Alliance. We say a Human Warlock.


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Brandy
RL: Sexy, soulful, perky.
Brandy claims she played WoW every day in her studio while recording her last album, and that she's hopelessly addicted. The only question is, were you the one she was addicted to playing with? If you think you've met, ask her about that special oil she says she covers herself with to smell nice. Ask her what she smells like.
Who could she be? Our guess is a Night Elf Rogue.


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Mr. T<br/>RL: Mohawk. Man-jewelry. Mohawk.
Does Mr. T really play World of Warcraft? And is he really, as he said in the commercials, a Night Elf Warrior with a mohawk? We've never met such a mohawked Night Elf Warrior in person, so we can't say for certain. While it seems unlikely, so is going around for your entire life dressed as if you're permanently trapped in the 80s.
Who could he be? We're taking him at face value on this one.


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Steve Van Zandt
RL: Big hair (as Silvio), bandanna (as Steve)
It's been a while since The Sopranos, so we've been wondering how ol' Silvio Dante is doing. According to last year's WOW commercials, he's been playing some World of Warcraft. Information is sketchy on how to locate the E Street Band guitarist, but who wouldn't want him in their clan? He's level-headed, he's a good consiliere, he knows how to manage money...yeah, we're still talking about Silvio. Actually, we just want Silvio.
Who could he be? We're just guessing: A Dwarf Priest.


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Robin Williams
RL: Hairy, crazy, sweaty
There are few celebrities who are bigger gaming geeks than Robin Williams, a man who sat front-row at Will Wright's E3 Spore unveiling. Are there any games that Mork hasn't played? He even professes deep love for Pokemon. Needless to say, part of his perpetually-wired lifestyle is spent buried in Azeroth.
Who could he be? This man's a perfect Troll Hunter. Or maybe that's just in our worst nightmares.


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Felicia Day
RL: Dorky, perky, oh-so-sexily-redheaded
Asylum's own interview with Felicia revealed her inner WoW life, while simultaneously filling home readers everywhere with mislaid fantasies of in-game sexual dalliances. She's starred in the WOW-themed web series The Guild and Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, though you may also remember her from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Who could she be? Well, she's already admitted it: one of her characters is a level 60 Gnome Warlock. So go hunting.


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Verne Troyer
RL: Short, bald, and minimale.
Well, Mini-Me did a TV spot for World of Warcraft back in 2007, claiming to be a Mage and enjoying its "arcane powers." Two years later, could he still be dabbling in the magical arts? His character in the commercial looked too much like the real Verne Troyer in a Las Vegas costume to be totally believable, but we'd like him in our clan.
Who could he be now? Oh, he's most certainly a Deathknight.


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Curt Schilling
RL: Quite possibly baseball's most famous gamer, the former Red Sox star was a tremendous EverQuest fan, and has since formed his own MMO company, 38 Studios. He also admits to being hopelessly addicted to WOW, and even appears regularly on podcasts. You might call him an MMO whore. We're not questioning this man's commitment to endless online role-playing games. What we are wondering is how many characters he has in his WOW stable.
Who could he be? He's admitted that his main characters are a Tauren Shaman and an Orc Hunter named Wyndwraith. So that should be more than enough for you to be BFFs-now ask around.


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Maculay Culkin
RL: Manchild. Big lips. Former Home Alone kid.
Lucky Macaulay: you're dating Mila Kunis. And lucky, too, that your girlfriend's a gamer. It seems from interviews that Macaulay is even more hardcore, perhaps introducing Mila into this crackcraft single-handedly. He's let on that he's a Level 70 Paladin. As for race, we'll guess something creepy, like Blood Elf.


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