12 Tips for Spring Break Scoring (The Bachelor Guy)
More than just beer goggles and bad pick-up lines.

Nintendo DS Cover (NSFW). (WiiNoob)

Interview With Earth Day Organizer Denis Hayes. (The Rumpus.net)

5 Action Figures Adults Can Relate To. (Holy Taco)

Teacher Sends Kid Home With Bag of Crap. (Blog of Hilarity)

The 15 Ugliest Athletes of All Time (Hail Mary Jane)
Dennis Rodman has never looked worse.
Nicole Marty (BuzzFeed)
Giving the finger in your mugshot is the perfect way to score brownie points!
Japanese Game Show Fun: Ram the Boobies With Your Face (I Heart Chaos)
Why don't we have good television like this in the U.S.?
Bank Robber Burns Genitals When Cash Explodes in Pants. (Tabloid Prodigy, submitted by knowandtell)*

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