"The cloned child is coming." That's a quote from Panayiotis Zavos, who recently helped the world get one step closer to making human cloning a reality by implanting cloned human embryos in four women. None of the implanted embryos led to a pregnancy, but Zavos says they were a significant step toward creating the first cloned human.

The mad scientist probably carried out his work in a secret laboratory in the Middle East, where cloning is not banned. The mainstream science community strongly opposes Zavos's cloning efforts, which remains illegal in many countries mostly because it's so damn weird.