Action Figures Adults Can Relate To
Nasty action figures. (Holy Taco)

Computer-Keyboard Chair Makes the Perfect Geek Furniture. (Walyou)

How to Make a Wii Gun at Home. (Wii Noob)

Smokin' Hot Girls Smokin' Pot. NSFW (COED)

Don't Ram the Boobs! Greatest Japanese Game Show Ever! (Double Viking)

Wolverine Kills Kenny! (Dailyfill)
Google's New Office Has a Slide
Get jealous. (Uncoached)
11 Most Unintentionally Gay Rap Lyrics
Homophobia results in accidental pro-homo statements. (Cracked)
Yahoo! Answers Funniest Questions and Answers
Ex. "I kind of like my wife but her sister is much better looking." (The Chive)
Ten Blemishes That Look Like Jesus. (ibored, submitted by pumpush-83)*

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