Showbiz news you actually want, from geek gossip to celeb train-wrecks.

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have not split up according to reports. (The Blemish)

Denise Richards wants you to grab her funbags. Relax, it's a fake ad for party bags. Get it? (Funny or Die)

Billy Bob Thornton told Jimmy Kimmel that his awkward radio interview was no big deal, you "humpbacked geek." (FilmDrunk)

Salma Hayek is having a lavish second wedding ceremony this weekend. (Actress Archives)

David Blaine is getting engaged ... with magic! Actually, no magic was involved. (Popeater)

Clark Gregg and Kate Mara have signed on for "Iron Man 2." Gregg will reprise his role as the persistent S.H.I.E.L.D. agent who pestered Gwyneth Paltrow. (Hollywood Reporter)

Evan Rachel Wood will appear on HBO's "True Blood" as a vampire Queen. Turns out dating Marilyn Manson actually comes in handy. (EW)

This list of the many nerd references in "Lost" is pretty comprehensive. And nerdy. (UGO)

"Tommy and the Cool Mule" features Ice-T as a talking mule and looks amazing. (Holy Taco)

A gritty live-action "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" movie is being planned for 2011. So ... no "Ninja Rap"? (/Film)