When it comes to sexy religions, Mormons have been eating the dust of Catholic schoolgirls for too long. Now, hot Mormon moms are posing in sexy shots for a calendar to be released in June. Chad Hardy, founder of Mormons Exposed, is the calendar's publisher. "It's very sexy, but at the same time it's so cute," Hardy said of the 2010 calendar which features the Mormon MILFs alongside muffin recipes.
Hardy was excommunicated from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in response to his male version of the calendar, entitled "Men on a Mission."
For our part, we think Hardy's dedication to bringing us beautiful Mormon moms dressed as naughty schoolteachers and dirty Santa's helpers shows that he has truly taken to heart the spirit of charity that the church embodies.
Mormon Pick Up LinesYoung Mormons flex their wits for the camera. (Holy Taco)
Jesus is Everywhere!In toast especially. (Urlesque)
10 Porn Stars Who Gave Their Bodies to GodWell, that's unexpected. (CO-ED)
U Can't Touch Mormon JesusThe remix. (College Humor)
Funny Church SignsWho says the religious can't have a sense of humor? (The Chive)
Weirdest Sexy Calendars
The photos of bikini-clad babes fishing for bass are sure to "have you hooked," according to the Web site.
beautyandthebass.com
The controversial European airline Ryanair came out with a sexy charity calendar featuring their cabin crew.
Daily Mail
We're not sure we know exactly what curling is, but we applaud the sport's female participants for their upcoming nude calendar.
Busted Coverage
The Leicestershire-based freight network, Pall-Ex, gained an edge on shipping companies we've actually heard of when 12 female employees stripped for a charity calendar.
e-couriernew.co.uk
Well, it's no beauty and the bass, but ...
womeninwaders.com
A group of U.K. ambulance workers caused controversy with their "Bare in the Air" calendar.
Daily Mail
And, for the hunters, there's "Guns and Camo."
calendardates.com
Cisa, a funeral home and coffin factory based in Rome, Italy puts out this Sexy Coffins Calendar.
Underground Humor
People in the U.K. seriously love to take their clothes off -- sexy farmers, anyone?
thefarmerscalendar.co.uk
The Naked Clown calendar helps benefit Multiple Sclerosis (MS) research and advocacy, while also keeping us up nights.
nakedclowncalendar.com
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Wednesday 29 April
By Rebecca
YOU GO MORMON MILF'S!! Damn male Church officials have suppressed women for decades.
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Thursday 30 April
By KelHad
you don't really know much about Mormons, do you? Don't try bashing something you know nothing about. It just makes you look stupid
Thursday 30 April
By PAYMYOWNWAY
Mormons are such a bunch of FAKES! Mitt Romney right at the top of the vultures. Have fun should you ever encounter a legal problem with a MORMON in a heavily MORMON populated area such as UTAH, ARIZONA, NEVADA (Harry Reid-welfare monger), IDAHO and parts of CALIFORNIA. These BSTURDS run the police, city councils, Highway patrols, cities/counties/state offices paid and elected. Read Krakauer's book "Under the Banner of Heaven." That phoney Smart "family," have kept quiet that the abductor/rapist of their daughter Elizabeth was 2 Mormon Temple worker's, who believed in what their prophet Joseph Smith Jr. taught. That is why the nuts took Elizabeth. Mormons hide the fact that UTAH has one of the highest rates of FRAUD, EMBEZZLEMENT, CHILD RAPE, AND RAPE OVER JUST ABOUT ANY OTHER STATE. nationaldisastercenter.com allows anyone to compare crime state by state, city by city. UTAH IS A HELL HOLE OF INBRED PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY ARE GOD'S. SICK! Most of the LDS wives, are like beaten puppies, who serve their masters. This is hysterical!
Thursday 30 April
By MCH
The Mormon church has NOT suppressed women for decades. If you think that, then you have no knowledge of the church and how it works. Unless you know what you are talking about, then you should keep your mouth shut.
Saturday 02 May
By a reformed Mormon
I was Mormon for 25 years. Yes, women ARE suppressed and have always been. I finally got up the guts to leave when I found out my husband was viewing internet pornography 6-7 hours per day. I was told by a Mormon Bishop that it was my fault because I was not good enough in bed. I left the Mormon church and I left that man that claimed to be a husband. And I found true happiness. I am Christian now and married to the most wonderful man ever! Without the Mormon church telling me what underwear to wear, I was a lot more comfortable!
Friday 01 May
By PAYMYOWNWAY
GOOGLE:...mormon arrested molestation............
GOOGLE:...mormon embezzlement fraud...............
GOOGLE:...mormon molested boy scout..............
GOOGLE:...Elizabeth Smart abudcted mormon temple workers.....................(yeah guys, her fake Mormon daddy and the entire state of UTAH has tucked the 2 abudctors/molestor in a mental institution. The abductors are MORMONS and were TEMPLE WORKERS!) Something old Smart forgot to mention! Elizabeth was taken for the purpose of polygamy. Remember Mark Hacking? Same deal, he's quietly tucked away in a UTAH MENTAL FACILITY TOO! No TRIALS for the LDS Church would be made a fool of, for the craziness they teach....................MORMONS ARE PURE EVIL........
Friday 01 May
By Brooke
Women are NOT suppressed in this religion! You have NO clue what you are talking about! And Elizabeth Smart wasn't kidnapped by a temple worker, genius! The man who kidnapped her had recently gone on a tour of the Conference Center, which anyone can do seeing as it's open to the public! Wanna talk about people being molested? There are bad people in EVERY religion! Just because a protestant molests someone does that make all protestants horrible people? How about if a catholic does? Why is it that if someone else committs a crime, their religion is NEVER brought into play yet if an LDS person even looks at someone funny, their religion is blasted EVERYWHERE? And you know what? If you live in a mormon populated area, OF COURSE all of the officials will be mormon! What do you expect them to do? Fly in non-mormons from other states? Get a clue! We are good people! Maybe if you took the time to understand this religion rather than just bash it or listen and believe false information you wouldn't make such unintellegent remarks!
Friday 01 May
By Hugh
Going to war over religion is basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.
Thursday 30 April
By bobpell
Gee, it's not like she's licking another Mormon. You guys should lighten up!!!!
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Thursday 30 April
By Elle
Yeah, its just her 'muffins' lol lol That's not to say there aren't lesbian Mormons. lol
Thursday 30 April
By artorius317
the church is outraged because he didn't use little boys!!!lol
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Thursday 30 April
By susan
why would the church is outraged because he didn't use little boys? when has the mormon church had a problem with little boys? what are you talking about
Thursday 30 April
By mary
you're an idiot
Thursday 30 April
By Sexy
Nothing wrong at all with tasting a good muffin. It is all right for human to eat good food.
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Thursday 30 April
By suszanne
why would the church be outraged because he didn't use little boys? when has the mormon church ever had any kind of issues with little boys? what are you talking about?
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Thursday 30 April
By hahaha
when has the mormon church ever had any kind of issues with little boys?
What about all the boy scout leaders in the church who were thrown in jail over the last few years because they were molesting little boys on the scouting trips?
I guess they don't count...
Thursday 30 April
By Nick
That wasn't the mormon church, that was the catholic church, dumbass.
Thursday 30 April
By Elle
The reference to 'using boys' is meant to provoke Catholics. This Catholic will state that the Church fathers handled this whole matter like most men who get caught in sex acts - like the little boys. Apologies were slow or no in coming. To add insult to injury, Cardinal Law (Boston) was not defrocked, which he should have been, since he knew of the abuses and simply transferred the priests. He was an accessory and no better then Judas. They all should have been defrocked, fired and booted out! But sadly, the Vatican et al hid behind their sins, and yet, much like Mel Gibson, continued to admonish us for ours.
Now as to this Mormon calendar, this can lead to no good !! What Next " Catholic Girls Gone Bad?" "Jewish Girls in Leather and Lace"??? lol lol Every church has the same take on sexuality. Bottom line in Catholic-speak: Girls and women are occasions of sin, and therefore any behavior that would excite a man is our fault". And they wonder why we became feminists. Maybe if the muslims would let the women out from behind their veils, they wouldn't have to mandate marital rape every 4 days. Go Mormon girl, you go!
Thursday 30 April
By Jim
I guess the boys who are dumped out on the streets 100s of miles away and never let back into their homes because they compete with the old pervs for women dont count?
I know that is not the official mormon church, but they certainly play a great part in spinning off these cults.
Saturday 02 May
By PAYMYOWNWAY
SUZANNE!..............................."What are you talking about?" You Suzanne, are one sick pos LDS! GOOGLE: MORMON BISHOP MOLESTATION or GOOGLE: Mormon BOY SCOUT LEADER MOLESTATION or GOOGLE: MORMON MISSIONARY MOLESTATION!..................Also, GOOGLE: TEMPLE WORKERS ABDUCTORS ELIZABETH SMART. One of the MANY ex-MORMONS have scanned and put the photos of Wanda Barzee and her scummy inbred MORMON husband on the net for all to see, in a MORMON CHURCH BOOK which authenticates they were TEMPLE WOKERS for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints in SALT LAKE CITY!.................You Suzanne like all other MORMONS, (fakes, liars, molestors) HIDE your past and present history of molesting little girls and little boys. You must be very ashamed of ol' grampa, and his seven, 12-year old wives! HUH?