Gonorrhea (goner-ee-ya) is a nice example of equal rights, with men and women roughly the same in their share of the over 350,000 cases of gonorrhea each year.

How soon? It rears its ugly head two to 14 days after the dirty deed.

What to look for: It ain't pretty. Peeing will hurt. Pus can drip out of your penis. One or both of your testicles can become painful. By the way, oral sex can result in gonorrheal infection of the throat while anal sex can cause infection of the rectum. If left untreated, Gonorrhea will spread throughout the body causing infections in various joints (knees, hips, shoulders, etc.) and skin.

Can I get rid of it? Yes, with a shot of antibiotics. If you're scared of shots, be sure to get your Hello Kitty sticker for being so brave.