May 4th 2009 By Asylum Staff

Denise Richards Mangles 'Take Me Out to the Ballgame'

When we last checked in with Denise Richards, she was promoting her funbags and looking a bit orange. The latest Richards' video is not nearly as sensually stimulating. Her seventh-inning-stretch rendition of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" at a recent Cubs game gave off such a screech that we can only assume Harry Caray turned over in his grave. [via College Humor]

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Monday 04 May

By mikepalmgren

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I couldn't even finish the video it was sooo Bad.

Tuesday 05 May

By K

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Eh, so it was bad. She ain't paid to sound good. Besides, it can't hold a candle to how truly HORRIFIC Ozzy Osbourne's version was. This StL fan thinks the sCrUBS should attract better talent!

Monday 04 May

By Devonshire Is

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Hey "Asylum Staff" LOLOL no more individual writers? Why? Your articles suck. LOL Listen we know you all want to suck Charlie Sheen big time but trashing Denise isnt the answer to your frustrations. LOLOL Fucking dumbass Asylum writer. LOL Every other site out there agrees she wasnt that bad. You picked up a false lead and raaaan with it. Please get laid for once and stop trashing women with 'fun bags' LOLOL Oh yes I am a man and I still find half your crap here laughabley uninformed.

Tuesday 05 May

By Dave

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ears working?

Monday 04 May

By Dru

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Even watching the video clip without audio was debilitating, then adding sound was just downright AWFUL. My. Poor. Ears.

Monday 04 May

By MICHAEL FREI

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denise who? what has this woman ever done besides marry charlie ?

Tuesday 05 May

By terri627

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She was a "supermodel" before Charlie, but OUCH!
I didn't make it to the end of the video either.

Monday 04 May

By dumbblonde

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Okay. Let's be nice. Perhaps she was totally smashed!! that would be a good excuse. Use THAT one Denise, because otherwise you are a complete embarrassment to the world.
Hey next time I want that gig.

Monday 04 May

By Garry

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I remember a Drew Carey episode where Kate, the groups female friend, sings for their band and is so bad, that the members of the band stop to take a break. Trying to be kind to Kate, they blame their instruments and when she leaves to get a drink of water, Ryan Stiles turns to the band and says, "You know that sound a cat makes when it's on the manifold and you start your car?" The band says yes and he replies, "This was worst." That video is pretty close.

Monday 04 May

By Paradise

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I think she is in desperate need of any type of attention like Jenifer Anniston. They both let t men use and suck the lives outta them now they don't know what to do with theirselves.

Monday 04 May

By cad051cb

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I had a "jenny" years ago that sounded very much like this when she was hungry. This Richards aberration has set music on an entirely new direction. Like someone else ahead of me, I turned it off. It was turning my stomach.

Monday 04 May

By DDTozone

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I didn't need to hear that.

-_-,

Monday 04 May

By Pops

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That`s some good crack she`s on ...

Monday 04 May

By Angee

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Good God. Why would she embarrass herself like that??

Monday 04 May

By Alan

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Please, never sing again.

Monday 04 May

By Jlea

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Good God the woman is tone deaf yet there she is singing her heart out.

Monday 04 May

By jsbom

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Pathetic - surely she knows how badly she sounds! If not, she needs to know that singing is not the way to earn fans for her.

Monday 04 May

By Jon

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I actually thought it was pretty good. Have you ever heard any of the other performers? She got the words right and was relatively close to the tune. Its a baseball game for goodness sake, it isn't supposed to be the first song on an upcoming CD! Congratulations to Denise for firing up the Cubbies!