There are a lot of things that ladies put on under their clothes that we don't understand. From Spanx to slips to underwire, the land of women's undergarments is a mysterious and frightening one.But the whole thing has officially gone too far with the creation of the Cuchini, a "lightweight material that adheres to any undergarment" to "smooth the ridges of a woman's mons pubis area." In other words, it gets rid of the camel toe.
Here's a crazy idea -- how about wearing looser pants?
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Monday 04 May
By booboo
OMG! How humiliating! Well, I often wondered why some women never notice it when they get dressed in the first place..I always make sure mine is hidden away! who wants that kind of attention?! Unless you're hooking on the corner!
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Monday 04 May
By Amy
As a girl, I will admit that the Cuchini looks stupid (seriously, looser pants, ladies). But really? You all understand Spanx? Or underwires? Or slips? Slips may be a little silly in this day and age, but you, as men, should appreciate how Spanx and the underwires of bras make women's bodies look so much better. It's simple: underwires create cleavage and spanx make butts look smoother, rounder, and perkier. You gotta appreciate how these things enhance women's assets... aka how they make chicks look hotter.
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Monday 11 May
By Rachel
That comment just made my day. Thank you.
Sunday 17 May
By Darth_Default
But why can't they just be proud of what nature gave them? Why can't more women just accept who, and what they are, what they have, were born with, and thereby force men to accept it too!
I've seen too many women truly ruined from all the 'enhancements' they put on themselves. If you want men to be honest with you, first you must be honest with yourself, and others.
How would you feel if when you got that hot guy home with you, and when you were in the bedroom with him, he pulls of his shirt, then the polymer body suit that held in his body fat, made it into a six pack, and neutralized his body odor? (Make-up and 'support hose', ladies?)
When women stop spending over a billion a year on cosmetics, maybe more people will take true notice of their natural beauty that does not need any enhancement, or help.
Be yourselves, make people see you for who you really are, make them accept you by always being you. There are a lot of beautiful women who have never worn makeup, who have had wonderful lives.
If people don't notice you until you start becoming something else, should you really want them to notice you, if you are no longer you?
Makeup isn't always a help, it can also be a mask to hide behind.
Never be ashamed, or shy to show yourselves, ladies. There are plenty of men who will lovingly gaze upon your natural ethereal beauty at any time.
If people think, or make you think you need makeup, cosmetic surgery, or anything else besides your own natural beauty, forget them! They are simply not worth your time and effort.
Tuesday 05 May
By nygenxer
Or you ladies could stop looking like girls and start looking like women again.
I know the bald look is very fashionable, but bald is only smooth for a few hours before stubble appears and it is no fun licking five o' clock shadow for twenty minutes. [OK, it is a little fun.]
Alternatively, long hair is soft, silky and smooth and tickles the nose...
Besides, it's downright creepy when grown men get turned on by women that look twelve years old from the waist down.
Look, Chewbacca in a bikini is just wrong. Keep the bustle in your hedgerow, just stop shaving bald! Think of all the time and money you'll save.
Take back your privates and love what God gave you. After all, it's the only bush an American can be proud of.
Yo quiero hairpie! Viva la furburger! Ich bin ein rugmuncher!
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Wednesday 06 May
By Elle
That's the strangest comment I've ever agreed with.
Wednesday 27 May
By nick
dammit! i want some dr. pepper! i cant find it in the northern territory or even queensland. growlix.
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