May 7th 2009 By Matt Glazebrook
We have good news for you! Your chances of seeing boobies on Space Mountain just increased exponentially.
For 10 years, Disney battled to keep the Magic Kingdom breast-free by having Disneyland employees to monitor riders in case anyone decided to flash their flesh for the automatic souvenir-photo cameras. (Which seems like the potentially the best but probably the most boring job in the world.)
However, as of last weekend, the nipple patrol has been instructed to stand down -- it seems the numbers of women desperate to expose themselves on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride aren't actually high enough to warrant a special censorship squad.
Or maybe it's got something to with Disney's profits falling by nearly 50 percent in the last quarter
. Is the potential combination of unfettered boobage and roller-coaster thrills the key to putting the happy back in the Happiest Place on Earth?