As we approach Mother's Day, it's important to note that a mother's selfless love for her children is a trait that cuts through all cultures and every historical period. If more fathers were as committed to their children as the typical mother, the world would probably be a better place, although nobody would ever be allowed to play football.

That being said, 2009, a year in which motherhood has so far been defined by the "Octomom," has not been the best for the female parent.

After the jump, we present the candidates for the Worst Mother of 2009 ... so far.