Oh, San Francisco. Not only are you the land of cable cars and Rice-a-Roni, you apparently also have your share of girls willing to masturbate in public.

The City by the Bay has a few new record-holders this week in categories such as "Longest Time Spent Masturbating" and "Most Orgasms" from those who participated in the 2009 Masturbate-a-thon. (The current bar for time spent masturbating is set at 9 hours and 58 minutes for the male champion.)

The Masturbate-a-thon began in 2000 as an annual event to raise sexual self-awareness and promote safe sex.

We're cool with a bunch of weird sex hippies getting together to share the self-love, we just can't believe they let a newspaper photograph it. (Landing page is SFW, rest of the slideshow definitely NSFW.)