What do you want on your tombstone? Our answer is always "pepperoni and cheese," but for some, the answer is "intercourse." At least, that's what we found out when we asked readers to tell us the strangest place they've ever had sex. You guys all get today's Noble Prize for bringing back feelings we haven't had since our first donkey show -- a mélange of frightened, concerned and jealous.

wrrvpjf333: "In the mens bathroom at the mall then round two was in the ladies room."

Dan: "Seats 38A and B on a 747 from JFK to London at 36,000 ft. It was hot, especially under the moving blanket!"

hannahbanana: "Sea World."

Mercedes: "Kindergarten."

casey: "On a tombstone ... no, i'm not proud about it ... "

Thanks guys! And remember, whether you're in an Old Navy dressing room or St. Peter's Basilica, have safe sex in risky locations.

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