Hottest Magazine Covers
Diora Baird
on the cover of FHM UK, June 2009.
FHM
Megan Fox
on the cover of Esquire, June 2009.
Esquire
Megan Fox
on the cover of Elle, June 2009.
In an interview, she admits she was a troublemaker growing up: "I was grounded for all my childhood ... I just never appreciated authority figures preaching to me."
Elle
Megan Fox
on the cover of Elle, June 2009.
In an interview, she admits she can play with male writers: "They're boys; they're easily toyed with. I tell stories and have them eating out of my hand."
Elle
Vendela Kirsebom
on the cover of VIV Magazine, May/June 2009.
VIVmag.com
Vikki Blows
on the cover of Loaded, May 2009.
Loaded UK
Kim Kardashian
on the cover of Complex, May 2009.
Complex
Jennifer Love Hewitt
on the cover of Maxim, May 2009.
Maxim
Gal Gadot
on the cover of FHM Australia, May 2009.
FHM AU
Lisa Rinna
on the cover of Playboy, May 2009.
Playboy
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In honor of May, the Asylum Staff has rounded up our favorite magazine covers from the past few months and compiled them for your viewing pleasure. Two particularly geek-friendly ladies rose to the top of the stack -- Diora Baird, who's in the new "




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Friday 08 May
By R. C. Sims
The vase majority of the covers were just good looking women. Nice but far from sexy. Must have been put together by a woman.
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Saturday 09 May
By Hugh
You need to get your eyes checked, R.C.. Diora Baird is one hot little monkey. All natural, too. These days, there's something to be said for that.
Friday 08 May
By Mark
Having just seen Star Trek today, I sure don't remember her. Was she green? She sure doesn't get much screen credit. Must be another AOL try to make somebody seem more important than they actually are.
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Friday 08 May
By Willow
Some of these covers are smoking hot, but some are
so distasteful, I couldn't believe what I was looking at! Like that girl who was on some cover and she had absolutely nothing on. There was a word covering one boob and she was spread-eagle w/ a drink in front of her vagina. How nice. These
girls are not any kind of women that nice guys would take home to meet Mom!
I saw other pics with Penthouse Pets and that chick from Rock of Love Bus, Taya Parker, won Pet of the year, even though she only got 2% of the vote. There was another gal who got 41% of the vote from readers and she still did not win!
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Friday 08 May
By Don Mack
Being attractive and having a nice body is all well and good but it doesn't make any of these women wonderful, warm and caring human beings. I get the impression you are kissing these girls behinds and that just spoils them. Megan Fox is already starting to sound like men are just toys for her. You can have all the women who want to toy with you. I'd rather have a REAL woman with some feelings than a female with a great body and no feelings for anyone but herself.
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Sunday 17 May
By Lacey M. Powers
Thank you, Sir !!! You seem to have more of what it really takes in life. I am curious
as to your age.
Friday 08 May
By Just Sayin
I'm tired of seeing Megan Fox on all the covers. Sure, she's a pretty face, but that's it. She probably has mush for brains, and that's not sexy to me. I mean, who gets Marilyn Monroe tattooed on their arm other than some perv or a girl who thinks that all she's worth is her image? Seriously, Megan, if you're going to idolize someone, pick someone who isn't known for their porn pictures. Hell, you might as well get a tattoo of Anna Nicole Smith.
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Friday 08 May
By mariel
i love love love angel locsin!...
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Friday 08 May
By HJ
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. America and certain forces around the World have told or tried to tell us what's Beautiful or set the standard and in the process mess up a lot of People heads, the illusion of beauty has taken a Wicked turn and Materialism also is in play and folks are being played big time
( case and point )
the Internet bubble, the housing bubble, the wall street bubble, no fun intended ,the Makeup bubble, illusion is deception.
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Saturday 09 May
By Clint
Ok...I give. I looked up on imdb.com what role she played in Star Trek. She isn't listed with ANY Star Trek roles.
So the question is...what role DID she play?
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Saturday 09 May
By llaneras
Who in the hell made this corny list? "Sexy" according to who? Obviously AOL has once again dropped the ball with these so-called "sexy" list. Where's any of Vida G. covers from Maxim? Where Ice-T's wife, Coco??? C'mon, Asylum step your game up!!!
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Saturday 09 May
By Ralph
SHE HAS NO REAR END....ITS A PATTY RUMP!
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Sunday 10 May
By joey joe joe
DIORA BAIRD ISNT IN STAR TREK. ITS RACHEL NICHOLS YOU ARE OBVIOUSYLY MISTAKING HER FOR. GOOD JOB ASS-YLUM
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Monday 18 May
By Lola1621
It was Ok. I wasnt blown away.
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Monday 18 May
By jon paul
My oh my, not a lot of Diora Baird fans in the lot? Once you've laid eyes on here in Wedding Crashers you'll never, ever go back.
2006 was a great year for her when she really caught the eyes, attention, amoung other things when she did the feature Accepted with Justin Long and the crew, and was like the female lead or supporting; nonetheless, big, BIG part.
Who could ever forget her in Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning opposite yet illuminated the screen albeit getting her tongue cut out or her teeth ripped out! I loved her in Fifty Pills darn-it, cuz...well she's Diora!
She's my buddy at MySpace. Hi Mss. Nothing-at-all-fake-about-this-unit!
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Monday 18 May
By jon paul
[Edited to correct] Seen her in Wedding Crashers; 'Accepted' launched the careers of many now well-known thespians. Diora definitely had either the most lines or the funniest role.
In 'Texas...' it should have read: She was opposite Jordana Brewster in a supporting role; yet, she illuminated the screen everytime she appeared; seriously, she rocked stealing important scenes from Ms. Brewster.
Look at the cast of Fifty Pills sometime; nothing cheezy there at all. 'That girl' from Maroon 5's 'She will be loved' (C.C.) was in it, as was Kristen Bell, Paul Finch a.k.a. Eddie, and the entire cast (just about!) of the 'Chumscruber' except Camilla Belle.
Diora studies acting she's a professional.
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Sunday 16 August
By brainwave entrainment
She really is a stunning girl isn't she!!
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Sunday 16 August
By brainwave entrainment
That said, I still have yet to see the movie. I hope she looks just as stunning in that, brainwave entrainment
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