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Now that you've seen more of what goes on inside the bathrooms of Asylum's world headquarters than you've ever hoped/dreamed/feared, we want to know what you think about guys conversing while they drain the weasel?

After the jump, we weigh the pros and cons of a having a verbose urinal-side manner.


A real man can talk and pee at the same time
-- For obvious reasons, the bathroom is an optimal place to share lewd and inappropriate stories about women.

-- The more the guy at the next urinal over is speaking to you, the less likely he is trying to sneak a peek.

-- The ability to answer questions fluidly with your junk exposed could come in handy if you are prone to sleepwalking in the nude, or fear you may one day be captured by ruthless foreign agents.


Is nothing sacred?
-- If your bathroom buddy has a habit of talking with his hands, things could get unpleasantly wet if the conversation gets too animated. For this reason, urinal chatter should be completely avoided while in Italy.

-- It's a sure bet that if you start talking candidly to a co-worker as you urinate, your boss will be doing his thing in one of the stalls. And even if you check and see nothing, that creepy, big-mouthed IT guy who pulls his feet up when he takes a dump will hear everything.

-- Just about every day another amazing new way for humans to communicate is introduced. Are micturition conversations really still necessary?