It was just last week that we heard about Love Land, China's first sex theme park, designed to improve sex education and bust taboos. But no sooner had photos of this giant pair of spread legs been broadcast across the international media than state officials decided to shut the park down before it had even officially opened.

"The investigation determined the park's content was vulgar and that it was neither healthy nor educational. It had an evil influence on society and had to be torn down immediately," said an official.

So, sadly, the legs were toppled, the displays of giant genitalia dismantled, and the sex-technique workshops shut down, leaving nothing but an empty lot of shattered, perverted dreams.

If the park's creators are looking to recoup costs, we'd suggest putting those legs up on eBay for some enterprising business owner/college student to bid on.