This Girl Is As Hot As This Link Is NSFW
Not safe for work unless you like getting fired. (GorillaMask)

Every Dave Mathews Song Ever. (Cracked)

Terminators vs. Barbies -- a Love Story. (Bam! Kapow!)

7 Things That Will Definitely Happen at Your Graduation. (Holy Taco)

Computer-Generated Hotties. (Uncoached)
Dad Calls 911 After Son Won't Clean His Room
Dirty laundry gets aired. On television. (I-Am-Bored)
24 Types of Pot Smokers
One of which is this crazy kid. (CO-ED)
The Amazing Animation of David O'Reilly
It's like music for your eyes. (Afrojacks)
Dog Humps Granny. (Funny Hub, submitted by jaytierney)*
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