Around 100 teenagers apparently took part in Thursday's pre-planned melee, which included flying milk, fruit, condiments and noodles.
The mean old administrators even fulfilled their role by expelling 14 participants and threatening to cancel prom.
Oh, no! Not prom! Quick, let's raise money by turning our parent's house into a brothel. Then we'll drill a hole in the wall to the girl's showers, write a letter listing the important things we've learned about ourselves and throw a keg party out at the Moon Tower.