This kabuki dance -- catalyzed by Apple, Best Buy and your wallet -- is not a one-time occurrence either. Below you'll find 13 of the latest gadgets, gizmos, and doohickeys to get kicked to the curb and the newer box of lights and wires that replaced them. Quickly read it before the Internet becomes obsolete.
Disappearing Gadgets
Zip Drives
We're not sure what exactly killed this former computer storage rockstar, but it's as good as dead now with the proliferation of flash drives capable of holding gigabytes of data. However, if you're in the market for cheap paperweights, it's your lucky day.
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Fax Machines
A staple of the work office, the only people still using this contraption are people who are actually employed, which, with rising jobless numbers, is becoming a rarity itself. And, frankly, "Fax me the jpeg!" just doesn't sound efficient anymore.
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Crossbows
Unless you're living in the Amazon rainforest or are filthy rich, you're probably relying on a regular ol' handgun for protection nowadays. Probably all the better: While shootings are up, drive-by bowings are way down.
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Telephone Modems
Sure, your snazzy high-speed Internet may be a breath of fresh air now, but you were the shit when dad brought home that shiny new 28.8 baud modem. Not only did that new Boyz II Men song only take 45 minutes to download, you could open up more AOL chat rooms windows and your favorite GeoCities site loaded up twice as fast. Whoa!
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Film Cameras
The YouTuberati culture has demanded that their media be easy to digitize and companies have been happy to oblige. Handheld gadgets like the Flip Mino HD are fast becoming the norm for taking those embarrassing videos that help you remember what happened between the hours of 2 and 5 AM during the latest house party.
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Muscle Cars
GM is on a respirator and Pontiac is getting the boot in favor of slick-handling import tuner cars straight out of Fast & Furious. Yet, another industry Vin Diesel has ruined.
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Dustbusters
That thing your mom used to break out now and then to clean up all of the Frosted Flakes that somehow made it under your bed is very nearly a thing of the past. In its place, iRobot's Roomba robot vacuums are sucking up the competition. (But your mom is already plotting against it.)
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DVDs
Yes, it is in fact going away, no matter what anyone says. Blu-ray sales are growing and GE's new holographic storage technology, capabale of holding up to 500 GB of data, is in the works.
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Manned Military Aircraft
One reason why we're not incurring World War II-type losses in recent military operations is new unmanned aerial vehicles (UAVs) like Predator drones that are used for both intelligence gathering and bringing the pain. The other reason is because France isn't fighting.
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Single-edge Razor Blade
C'mononly poor people use these! Why not switch over to the new Gillette Fighter Jet 45, complete with 53 sharp blades ready to take all of the hair, cellular membrane, and cheek muscle off of your face. Replacement blades only cost 73 dollars each!
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Purchasing anything that consists of mechanical parts or requires electricity is like dating: As soon as you pick out the one you want, a better one comes along. (And it's a helluva lot cheaper to maintain, too.) So, you ditch that one to go to the next, only to have the same thing happen once again. When does the madness end? 














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Wednesday 27 May
By willn2sayit
(Note: Please disable your pop-up blocker)?
wtf?
Here's a free clue--Just the fact that there is such a thing as pop-up blockers should be telling you something about that design choice.
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Saturday 06 June
By Amit
I agree m8..But you have to realize that this is an AOL site.. what did you expect? If AOL was this good at reading peoples desires they would be still in black..
Saturday 06 June
By pdietzel
This was a superficial waste of my time. I regret spending the time reading it.
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Saturday 13 June
By upurs
this sucks..all this garbage to place a post,aol needds to be sued,if they wanted to babysit kids,they should gone into day care...not ,I.P.!..i have been contacting them for over a year and they still haven't fixed anything..!
Saturday 06 June
By Mike
I absolutely hate stories like this. They suck you in with a "hook", then you have to click through a million pages to get to what they're talking about. What a farce.
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Saturday 06 June
By Pat
I agree with Mike. We're tired of the teasers. Grow up, AOL, and try to please your customers with the answers up front.
Saturday 06 June
By Stargirl
ARG. None of that shit is 'about to' disappear! It already has, minus that vaccuming thing. >O I hate AOL.
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Saturday 06 June
By dhssresearcher
Yeah, right. Film is dead? Doubt it. I get the pictures I shoot while all the dweebs with the digital miss it. Just shot 3 more rolls.
I've got film shot in WWII, want to bet on the digital stuff that is shot now? And the guy with the tank in China? Film. Monica with Bill? film.
AOL? right.....
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Saturday 06 June
By Marcusnyc
Could they try and be more offensive. One suggests only poor people use the old fashioned razors. Like if you are caught with it, you are poor and less than anyone who might use a more modern razor. Then, that the latest war killed less people because France was not in it. Who wrote this?
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Sunday 07 June
By Denny
not only do I still use a twin blade razor but I buy my shaving cream in a disc and lather up with a cup and a brush.. Everybody today talks about going green and doing things that are better for the planet, this is as green as it gets. Not only do I use a man made propellant to get shaving cream out of a can that depleats the ozone layer, I don't have a empty steel can to throw away or recycle.People 50 years ago were more green than this generation ever will be. Twenty years ago the only way to get Pepsi or Coke was in 12 or 16 oz glass bottles that were washed out and used again 1000's of times. AOL is so stupid!
Sunday 07 June
By Millerson
Americans LOVE to criticize Europeans, and especially the French. Hate is all you have left.
Saturday 06 June
By Jacton
Being a retired Airline Pilot I oviously had two shaving kits - one for home and one in my travel bag. I learned early on - using the dsiposable shavers - were not as disposable as one thinks. I would get about 20 - 30 shaves from one, by drying off the blades right after each use. Still gives you a good shave and not uncomfortable until 20 or 30 shaves. I also have a high priced electric shaver that takes 3 times longer to NOT get as good a shave as the razor. The double headed razor may be out - but the 2 - 4 blade single side are here to stay.
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Saturday 06 June
By IXIREDNECKIXI
OMGGGGGGGG!!! WHERE ARE THESE WRITERS GETTING THIS CRAP FROM!!!??? I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YA'LL BUT THIS ARTICLE IS A JOKE JUST TO STIR & CAUSE CONTROVERSY & MAYHEM. IF YA'LL BELIEVE THIS CRAP...YA'LL WOULD BE A BUNCH OF KNUCKLEHEADS IF I TOLD U THAT BLACKS ARE INTELLIGENT & ARE WELL EDUCATED & HAVE COMMON SENSE & CAN READ W/OUT THE EBONICS ADDED IN HUH (MEANING THEY CAN READ ENGLISH)???!!!
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Saturday 06 June
By IXIREDNECKIXI
OMGGGGGGGG!!! WHERE ARE THESE WRITERS GETTING THIS CRAP FROM!!!??? I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YA'LL BUT THIS ARTICLE IS A JOKE JUST TO STIR & CAUSE CONTROVERSY & MAYHEM. IF YA'LL BELIEVE THIS CRAP...YA'LL WOULD BE A BUNCH OF KNUCKLEHEADS IF I TOLD U THAT BLACKS ARE INTELLIGENT & ARE WELL EDUCATED & HAVE COMMON SENSE & CAN READ W/OUT THE EBONICS ADDED IN HUH (MEANING THEY CAN READ ENGLISH)???!!!
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Saturday 06 June
By Sherry
FM radio going out of style?? Ya right! XM radio is good....when it works! I live out of town, and must drive through a treed area to get to the city....and the XM cuts out! I go downtown, with all of the tall buildings....XM cuts out! I had the Delphi MyFi which I loved, but it died. The "replacement" they sent me was a crappy little thing.....I will NOT renew my subscription when it expires. LONG LIVE THE SCRATCHY FM RADIO....AT LEAST YOU CAN HEAR IT!!! And don't get me started about how I hate digital TV.......
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Saturday 06 June
By Kenneth
after reading this, I can only assume that the people that wrote it are still stuck in the 1970's and 80's. Muscle cars were pretty much a dying bread anyway, and I'm kinda worried about their conclusions on razors. If they think razors are going away, they need to get out into the world a bit more often.
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Saturday 06 June
By GB
If shaving means Fusion razors, then call me Santa Claus...
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Saturday 06 June
By Jay
"Single-edge Razor Blade
C'mon, only poor people use these! Why not switch over to the new Gillette Fighter Jet 45, complete with 53 sharp blades ready to take all of the hair, cellular membrane, and cheek muscle off of your face. Replacement blades only cost 73 dollars each!"
Ahem. Did you hear yourself? 73 DOLLARS? Okay, even an idiot knows the economy is going down, so if people can BARELY afford 3 or 4 dollar gas, who CAN actually afford replacement blades for "only" 73 dollars? WOW.
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Sunday 07 June
By char
Ever hear of a little thing called sarcasm?
Tuesday 09 June
By Dave
I agree about the uselessness of this article. Thank you Gerasimos for this waste of time and resources.
You've got to be mentally deficient if you think that radios, watches, and muscle cars are going to be rendered useless by current technology. There are thriving markets for all three yet, and I see no significant change to this in the foreseeable future.
Single blade razors, on the other hand, are probably already obsolete and should not have even been mentioned. Thanks again, and please find yourself a new career, Mr. Manolatos.
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