This kabuki dance -- catalyzed by Apple, Best Buy and your wallet -- is not a one-time occurrence either. Below you'll find 13 of the latest gadgets, gizmos, and doohickeys to get kicked to the curb and the newer box of lights and wires that replaced them. Quickly read it before the Internet becomes obsolete.
Disappearing Gadgets
Zip Drives
We're not sure what exactly killed this former computer storage rockstar, but it's as good as dead now with the proliferation of flash drives capable of holding gigabytes of data. However, if you're in the market for cheap paperweights, it's your lucky day.
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Fax Machines
A staple of the work office, the only people still using this contraption are people who are actually employed, which, with rising jobless numbers, is becoming a rarity itself. And, frankly, "Fax me the jpeg!" just doesn't sound efficient anymore.
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Crossbows
Unless you're living in the Amazon rainforest or are filthy rich, you're probably relying on a regular ol' handgun for protection nowadays. Probably all the better: While shootings are up, drive-by bowings are way down.
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Telephone Modems
Sure, your snazzy high-speed Internet may be a breath of fresh air now, but you were the shit when dad brought home that shiny new 28.8 baud modem. Not only did that new Boyz II Men song only take 45 minutes to download, you could open up more AOL chat rooms windows and your favorite GeoCities site loaded up twice as fast. Whoa!
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Film Cameras
The YouTuberati culture has demanded that their media be easy to digitize and companies have been happy to oblige. Handheld gadgets like the Flip Mino HD are fast becoming the norm for taking those embarrassing videos that help you remember what happened between the hours of 2 and 5 AM during the latest house party.
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Muscle Cars
GM is on a respirator and Pontiac is getting the boot in favor of slick-handling import tuner cars straight out of Fast & Furious. Yet, another industry Vin Diesel has ruined.
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Dustbusters
That thing your mom used to break out now and then to clean up all of the Frosted Flakes that somehow made it under your bed is very nearly a thing of the past. In its place, iRobot's Roomba robot vacuums are sucking up the competition. (But your mom is already plotting against it.)
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DVDs
Yes, it is in fact going away, no matter what anyone says. Blu-ray sales are growing and GE's new holographic storage technology, capabale of holding up to 500 GB of data, is in the works.
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Manned Military Aircraft
One reason why we're not incurring World War II-type losses in recent military operations is new unmanned aerial vehicles (UAVs) like Predator drones that are used for both intelligence gathering and bringing the pain. The other reason is because France isn't fighting.
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Single-edge Razor Blade
C'mononly poor people use these! Why not switch over to the new Gillette Fighter Jet 45, complete with 53 sharp blades ready to take all of the hair, cellular membrane, and cheek muscle off of your face. Replacement blades only cost 73 dollars each!
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Purchasing anything that consists of mechanical parts or requires electricity is like dating: As soon as you pick out the one you want, a better one comes along. (And it's a helluva lot cheaper to maintain, too.) So, you ditch that one to go to the next, only to have the same thing happen once again. When does the madness end? 




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Saturday 13 June
By Lisa
This article is so stupid. We don't need some buffoon telling us what to buy. This article is so middle schoolish its not funny.
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Saturday 13 June
By Lee
When is AOL going to stop putting out garbage like this? Oh yes...probably about the same time I stop wearing my 14K gold, 3 carat diamond watch. Or about the same time men and muscles cars jointly go extinct. Oh and I own a Roomba and three Dustbusters. The Roomba hasn't been touched in two years while the Dust Busters all see daily use. Congrats, AOL...you've made fools of yourselves yet again.
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Saturday 13 June
By Steve
We have 16 mm film from 1926 that is still in perfect condition and can be viewed with any 16mm projector. It wasn't so long ago, that soda bottlers were green, and your drinks came in 6 ounce recycled bottles, and were sweetned with sugar, not the cheap crap they use now that makes people ill and overweight. Razors will be around forever, so forget that too. Would like to see articles here, without going through a rigmarole to get to them. But guess being sensible is one of the things that is really out!
Regards,
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Saturday 13 June
By sharon g.
aol is total and complete crap.it just keeps getting worse.
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Saturday 13 June
By Raymond
Parsons is now gone. kick the jerk out who writes this stuff also , please don't semd him to Citiank too
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Saturday 13 June
By phyllis king
where the hell is the replacement story???????
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Saturday 13 June
By Brook Kobetic
Some of this crap, my family and I couldn't even afford to get in the first place!! We still have an old console TV from the 80's! It seems I just can't keep up with new technology! LOL
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Saturday 13 June
By TONY
ABOUT THE ONLY FRENCH PERSON I REALLY ADMIRE IS THAT KID WITH THE RED BALOON,,WHATS HIS NAME ?
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Saturday 13 June
By Allan
Personally, I found Gerasimos Manolatos very funny while getting a little education to boot.
At my age, the technology is screaming past me at warp speed so I have to catch it in bits and pieces......
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Saturday 13 June
By Fred
AOL is either staffed by simple-minded jerks or they think that's what we are.
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Saturday 13 June
By bdhoro87
This is one of the worst articles I've ever spent the time to read. The writers and editors who let this through are completely ignorant people who wouldn't recognize reality if it bit them on the ass. There was a time when if you called something a news article it meant that you actually did some research on the subject you're writing about, but this article could have been written better by a 5 year old, because there is not a single factual statement in the entire article.
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Saturday 13 June
By amber
Hmmmmm...I believe they forgot one....I'm pretty damn sure AOL is on that list...
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Saturday 13 June
By Seymour
Well aol, you did it again. Another pointless, mean-spirited article posted just to aggravate your subscribers. Your staff must be populated with giggling young smartasses instead of real journalists.
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Tuesday 16 June
By meepstein
I don't understand some people. If you hate AOL so much why don't you change to another carrier. There are a lot of choices.
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Saturday 13 June
By Donna S
Muscle and vintage cars will never disappear! Especially when they will sell for huge $$$$. $$$ talks and aol is an idiot lol
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Saturday 13 June
By Aly
"C'mon, only poor people use these!" [in the razor commentary]
well, that's not offensive at all. Maybe some people just like being traditional.
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Saturday 13 June
By Bill
Wow, people...I think it was just toungue-in-cheek. Lighten up a little.
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Saturday 13 June
By Ben
Denny your Generation wasn't green and that is 100% fact so don't claim something that your genation was green 50 years ago it wasn't get your facts right next time because you don't know what your talking about. My generation is Green we tought our parents to be more green why you see reuseable bags.
Electric Shaver/Razor is 100 times better than the razor that is a fact no lie either razors can't do jack plus getting cut I don't like either so electric is the way to go.
Sherry XM rocks it's awesome better than AM/FM and I have had problem with XM just a few times going downtown it never gos out with the trees as you have claim. Digital TV rocks also Sherry once again your wrong and I am right.
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Saturday 13 June
By Ben
I agree Bill that it was toungue-in-cheek.
I'm amaze that people complain about AOL if you don't like aol then get another start up page because there are millions of others than AOL.
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