Required playing from the week in games.

We're not interested in Saturn. We want to go to Mars! And now we can (sort of) with "Red Faction: Guerrilla."
Our friends at Game Daily call "Star Trek D-A-C" "mildly enjoyable," which is the exact same thing we said about the handjob we once got from Chris Pine.
Can you make them bang yet? No? Well, can you at least still set them on fire and make them pee themselves? OK. Maybe we'll try "The Sims 3."
Oh, Nintendo. Why make it portable if you're just going to be playing it where nobody can watch you? "Knights in the Knightmare" is an epically nerdy medieval sci-fi strategy RPG for DS.