Showbiz news you actually want, from geek gossip to celeb train-wrecks.

Chevy Chase is starring in the comedy "Hot Tub Time Machine" and considering relaunching "Fletch." Don't call it a comeback ... Actually, do call it that. (The Hollywood Reporter)

The Megan Fox-as-Lara Croft rumors have returned. (Derober)

Bijou Phillips reportedly cheated on her fiancee Danny Masterson with some random blonde girl. (The Blemish)

A "Die Hard" prequel comic book will hit stores in August. It better feature a Reginald VelJohnson cameo. (Screen Junkies)

More concept art from James Cameron's "Avatar" has surfaced. Kind of looks like every "Heavy Metal" cover ever made. (FilmDrunk)

Ready for a remake of "Alien"? No? Well, Hollywood is. (Topless Robot)

Freddie Prinze Jr. is joining the cast of "24." Not exactly the shot in the arm the series needs. (Unreality Mag)

Romanian tennis star Simona Halep is considering getting breast-reduction surgery. (With Leather)

Will Ferrell dropped trou for a skin-cancer charity. Or just because it's Friday. (Popeater)

This cheesy local TV ad proves that pirates can sell anything, even crummy furniture. (Holy Taco)