35 Badass Men's Sites on Twitter
Shameless self-promotion, which we are linking to because we made the list. (Hail Mary Jane)

5 People You Meet on the High School Football Team. (Holy Taco)

Family Guy vs. Departed Mash-up Trailer. (Uncoached)

5 Disturbing Moments from Sam Raimi Movies
. (The Bachelor Guy)

How to Open a Bottle of Wine With Your Toilet. (CO-ED)
How to Tell If They're Fake
Step one: find some suspect boobs. (CO-ED)
The Coolest House in the Universe, Possibly the Galaxy
Oh my god, the computer knows my name! (Cracked)
Men in Jorts
Who wears short jorts? (Afrojacks)
Embarrassing Medical Exams (Relaxing Hub, submitted by james106)*
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