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It's tough times for the news mags, with Americans' desire to get their information a week late fading by the day. Mindful of this, the weeklies are jostling to position themselves as "thought leaders" with "Web presence."Hence, click-bait stories like this one from Time, subtitled "Why Are So Many Female Florida Teachers Sleeping with Students," in which the author theorizes that the Sunshine State's "sultry climate" may have something to do with this phenomenon.
Time magazine, you are doing it wrong. Anyone of the Internet knows that attempting to explain why Floridians do anything is much akin to attempting to explain why planes go down in the Bermuda triangle -- smarter people have tried, and it still remains a complete mystery.
Instead of asking questions that don't have any answers, Time would have been better served by sending their crack team of foreign correspondents to investigate if this trend of lady teachers boinking their young charges has also taken hold in equally nutso Germany.
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Sunday 07 June
By billyboy
Did Time mention one of the reasons being that these teachers ARE SMOKIN HOT? I'm certainly hot for that teacher.
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Sunday 21 June
By grey 442
I have to agree she is hot .much hotter then my teacher was back then.
Thursday 18 June
By Larry
All women are realizing that they are cougers. Men have done this for years. Women are waking up and wanting a young stud. I wish my teacher would have hit on me ha.
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Sunday 21 June
By poot
Men have been doing what for years, becoming teachers, then using the school as their own personal corral of rape victims?
I don't think so.
Friday 19 June
By Lori
She's bi polar and very dangerous A black widow too many dumb men are only looking at the shell of the most evil She knows she's beautiful and she's a Sharon Stone in the that movie This woman could easily kill you and go to dinner with your best friend She uses her looks and sex to destroy men one by one
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Sunday 21 June
By poot
You m ay want to cut back on the romance novels just a bit.
Sunday 21 June
By CD
Man is she gorgeous. Makes me wish I was fourteen again.
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Sunday 21 June
By builtbear1
Well it is Retardida...I mean Florida, so what do you expect?
Mostly trashy and 20 years behind the rest of the world.
They do everything screwy there.
Go into any Mickey "D"'s, or fas tfood restaurant (except Subway, thankfully), and see the workers answer phones, take money from customers, rub their noses, scratch their crotches, etc, then make your food, all with bare hands. Gross huh?
Well no health law in Retardida requiring food workers to wear plastic gloves when making food with their hands, like Subway does. They USED to require that, then in 1995 they went BACKWARDS and stopped the law...Idiots!
Imagine all the teenagers and ex druggies making your burger after scratching a zit, picking their nose, or taking dirty money from customers, then making your food without gloves.
Disgusting.
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Sunday 21 June
By builtbear1
Forgot to mention.
The health care there is third world as well.
Uneducated, and behind current care standards.
They barely know what the word "sterilize" means, and some of the workers are drifters with criminal records.
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Sunday 21 June
By april
Some of this countries TOP hospitals are in Florida!
Sunday 21 June
By poot
So, sounds like you recently lost your job in the health care industry in Florida. You may want to consider why.
Sunday 21 June
By BoBo
Well where these teachers when I was in school.
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Sunday 21 June
By Jeff
il She knows she's beautiful and she's a Sharon Stone in the that movie This woman could easily kill you and go to dinner with your best friend She uses her looks and sex to destroy men one by one
She NOT preying on MEN, just 17 year old "men," so its not the same?
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Sunday 21 June
By poo
Well, except Sharon Stone wasn't the killer in that movie. You may want to actually see it before using it for an example.
Sunday 21 June
By BF Deal
My life would have been soooo much better when I was a teenager, if she had done me when I was 14! What a great head start in life..
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Friday 14 August
By Rachel M
These women are beautiful and would attract men who are looking for these type of girls. What is wrong with them? FL has alot of aging millionaires who need trophy wives.
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Friday 04 September
By Christy
lol you all are dumb...I bet half of you have never even been to Florida. I have lived here 20 years and Florida is freaking awesome! =) our health care seems pretty damn good to me and I dont think I have ever walked into a Mcdonalds here and seen the person at the register even touch my food and all people handling food have gloves so I don't know what part of Florida you went to lol but your LAME! =) Florida is the shiznit
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