Otto Baxter, a high-functioning, uber-outgoing 21-year old with Down syndrome, has become a celebrity in his home country of England due to his enthusiastic and explicit love for women, and an intense desire to lose his virginity.

Writing in Details, Jeff Gordinier tracked a road trip to Las Vegas Otto recently made with Bill, his loyal and exceedingly patient 28-year-old care-giver. We suspect the tale of Otto and Bill's big trip out West will one day make it to a theater near you. (Gordinier dubs their relationship "'Rain Man' in reverse.")

But, for now, we will finally be rooting for someone else to get laid. After the jump, learn some of Otto's philosophies on partying and women.

Otto on strippers
"Burgers with boobs. Stick in an olive -- it's like a nipple. And they have legs like bacon. And their bottom is like a steak. And they also have eyes like round biscuits. Actually, their whole body's like a biscuit. I'm hungry for a stripper."

Otto on how to get the attention of a waitress in a diner.
"Hottie, hottie! I'm gonna pay her to strip!" Otto says, well within hearing range of everyone in the greasy spoon. He wolf-whistles. He actually howls. "Aaaaaoooooowww!"

The effect Otto has on a Vegas nightclub
"It doesn't take long for Otto to own the room. He becomes, within minutes, a magnetic catalyst of debauchery. "He's always like that," Bill observes on the sidelines. "He always starts the party wherever he goes." Women are unfailingly sweet to him, conveying not a trace of pity or ridicule."Obviously he has Down syndrome (says Elissa, the party's emcee,) but he's got such great spirit-he's f*cking awesome! We need that kind of energy in here."