A guy they call the "French Spider-Man" got busted for scaling the 41-story RBS Building in Sydney, Australia, this morning. Apparently, the main difference between the climber-in-question, Alain Robert, and the comic book Spider-Man is that Peter Parker never donned a special Spidey suit as a publicity stunt for a lad mag. (Robert wore a Zoo T-shirt.)

In response, Asylum is tabling plans to have Philippe Petit wear our narwhal tee while crossing a tight rope between the majestic towers of the Cracker Barrel and Best Buy near our office.

Click here to see video of Robert scaling the RBS Building.