2 Comments
Sex: Sex acronyms the DHS still doesn't know about.

Women: Talking to women makes men dumb.

Barroom Debate: What's your favorite stupid movie?

Weird News: Fake news and gossip that went viral on Twitter.

How To: Daniel Tosh explains how to make a viral video.

Sports: Faber vs. Brown for the Ultimate Fighter of the Week.

Asylums Favorite Photos

    Sunbathers relax as Kimi Raikkonen of Finland and Ferrari drives by during practice for the Monaco Formula One Grand Prix at the Monte Carlo Circuit on May 22, 2008 in Monte Carlo, Monaco.

    Clive Mason, Getty Images

    Several-time beard world champion Elmar Weisser has done his beard in the shape of a bicycle on March 24, 2009 in Brigachtal, southern Germany, ahead of the upcoming international beard champioships to be held on March 28. Some 150 contestants will take part in 17 beard categories.

    Sascha Schuermann, AFP / Getty Images

    Contestants in the men's race chase a Double Gloucester Cheese down the steep gradient of Cooper's Hill during the annual Bank Holiday tradition of cheese-rolling on May 25, 2009 in Brockworth, Gloucestershire, England. Thousands of spectators gathered to watch contestants from around the world tumbling down the 200m slope - which has a 1:1 gradient in parts - in a series of races, said to date back hundreds of years, with the winner of each receiving a cheese. Injuries such as broken arms and legs are commonplace (last year 30 people were treated), even forcing the cancellation of the event in the past.

    Matt Cardy, Getty Images

    People sit in lounge chairs on Broadway in Times Square after it was converted to a pedestrian zone May 26, 2009 in New York City. Sections of Broadway that pass through Times Square and Herald Square have been closed to vehicles in an effort by the city to reduce traffic and pollution while giving pedestrians more space.

    Mario Tama, Getty Images

    Suicide Girls strip down and pose with their favorite sweets.

    suicidegirls.com

    Belarussian military dogs attack an "enemy" during an exercise in Minsk on May 19, 2009 at the country's annual military expo and arms fair.

    Viktor Drachev, AFP / Getty Images

    Workers dismantle a statue in an unopened sex theme park in southwest China's Chongqing city, Saturday, May 16, 2009. The sex theme park that featured explicit exhibits of genitalia and sexual culture is being demolished before it can even open, a government spokesman in southwestern China said Monday.

    AP

    Mini owners celebrating the 50th anniversary of the car drive through Crystal Palace Park at the start of the annual "London To Brighton Mini Run" on May 17, 2009 in London, England. The annual run, organized by the London and Surrey Mini Owners Club, is one of the largest single-manufacturer car shows in the world and attracts around 2,500 Minis for the journey to Brighton sea front. To celebrate the 50th anniversary, the first 51 cars to leave London were representatives from each year of production from 1959 to 2009.

    Oli Scarff, Getty Images

    Women in bikinis march across the Las Vegas Strip as they help the Las Vegas Convention & Visitors Authority earn a Guinness World Record for staging the world's largest bikini parade with 281 participants May 14, 2009 in Las Vegas, Nevada.

    Ethan Miller, Visitlasvegas.com / Getty Images

    Mexican wrestler Lil Chicken looks like a pollo loco as he fights off one of Los Cavaleras' luchadores at the Lucha Vavoom Cinco de Mayo show in Los Angeles. Lucha Vavoom combines elements of theatrical Mexican masked wrestling with American burlesque.

    Getty Images