Showbiz news you actually want, from geek gossip to celeb train-wrecks.

Megan Fox might be the next "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" in the upcoming remake. Will Luke Perry return in the Luke Perry role? (Bam! Kapow!)

A forensics expert determined that David Carradine's death was not a suicide. (Popeater)

Manny Ramirez
defended his performance-enhancing-drug taking by saying, "I didn't rape nobody." Well, except the English language. (With Leather)

Todd McFarlane wants Leonardo DiCaprio to star in the next "Spawn" movie. Sorry, Todd, but Spawn hasn't been on the top of any actor's to-do list since about 1997. (Topless Robot)

The horror comedy "Zombieland" features Woody Harrelson as a zombie hunter named Tallahassee. That's all we need to know. (/Film)

Shia LaBeouf admitted to being an alcoholic screw-up. Albeit one with gobs of money. (Anything Hollywood)

Matt Damon
might star in a Lance Armstrong biopic. (Unreality Mag)

15-year-old Dakota Fanning was caught partying with "Twilight" star Kristen Stewart. That's about the age where the trouble started for Lindsay Lohan. (Ninja Dude)

"G.I. Joe" director Stephen Sommers has not been fired from the movie, despite reports. (Screen Junkies)