The family photo-shoot ritual has long been a source of pride for parents and dread for their children. After all, who wants to go to Sears and have that creepy-looking photographer dangle toys in your face? Dressing up in a coordinated family outfit is a quick ticket to mortification. And why is it that it seems like dear old Dad is just loving every minute of it?

AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com explores the depths of family photo shoots gone mad. If you thought your pics were embarrassing, take a look at the gems we discovered. Now maybe you'll appreciate your narrow escapes from Saturday afternoons at Sears.

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