Jun 17th 2009 By Asylum Staff

The Choker

Where do you start? Dad's shorts, Bobby's homicidal fantasies (and Mom's enjoyment thereof) or Suzie's reverse goth-in-white look? This is a family we want to party with.

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Wednesday 17 June

By t dog

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AOL is so desperate for anything, this is what they do.

Wednesday 17 June

This really is a disturbing picture. The father looks like the proud patriarch in those ridiculous shorts, the son look totally innocent (despite looking like he's strangling his mother), and the daughter looks like she has murder in her eyes. Where did they get this picture anyway?

Thursday 18 June

By Lydia

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Ok call 911... we have a schizo family on the lose. Awww man this is how it start.. the daughter is the mom that drowns the children or put them in the microwave. The son is the stalker that gets his jollies from choking women. The dad that is pretty much in denial.. not my child LOL... and the mom that reminds me of Edith Bunker from all in the family the mom in this photo Dingy..

Thursday 18 June

By joe

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Now we know why Marshall Mathers aka Eminem, hates his mom.

Thursday 18 June

By Dick Long

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hey girl from nyc maybe we did, hit me up will find out

Thursday 18 June

By Broom

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I am finally meeting all of the morons who voted for Obama.

Thursday 18 June

By Tina Staffey

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Well,Well,whatchaknow,Peg,Al and their brood!

Friday 19 June

By roseyoungstewart

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Is the old man a priest or some type of religious guy who wear shorts under his long robes on Sundays? the choker is a choker... the chokee is skinny... and the meanie look girl with the Posh Spice 90s hairdo is someone you wouldnt like to wake up to every morning. I dont thinkthis is a real faMILY

Friday 19 June

By kate

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why is bobby choking mom?

Sunday 28 June

By g s dugan

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that dad has awesome effing shorts!

Thursday 02 July

By yourpalerin

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Look carefully -- he's wearing a MINISTER'S COLLAR!! Hahahahaha...

Friday 03 July

By heyUamish

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I thought pops was wearing mailman shorts. And mom looked like the younger boy in the family until I saw the skirt. Creepy but I have to say it is hilarious!

Friday 10 July

By Dreamer

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Does anyone remember those old V.C. Andrews books with the step back inside the front cover of the family portrait of all the family members that the book was about?

This picture reminds me of those family portraits in an off way. We've got treacherous looks (daughter) an innocent look(son) and one who always stares straight ahead at the camera (dad).

Come on, someone has GOT to remember those old family portraits from those books. Anyone?

Wednesday 15 July

By PandaFace. :]

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Lol, love the homicidal bobby picture. & the second I saw the girl I totally thought reverse goth! XD
Also...
If you put your two cents in; spell correctly, and use the proper terms please.
Also; don't take these comments seriously, you people don't know how to take jokes.
Btdubs; your caps are on.

Wednesday 15 July

By PandaFace. :]

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Also, that white square on his collar, is usually a sign of a priest or something, but it can also be used in formal wear. I don't know what it's called, but it doesn't necessarily mean that he's a priest/preacher of some sort.

Tuesday 21 July

By david bruce medas

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it is refreshing to see that people in this world have a sense of humor especially when it comes to family portraits. Y R people so jealous of other people who have the creativity to create a family portrait that will be long remembered in the future? i mean, anybody can put "bunny ears" behind somebody's head, but it takes great creativity to make something that is family oriented in which all members can agree upon. it wasn't like it was candid camera or something, it was something that was pre-planned. BRAVO! to all who gave me a chuckle today. bunny ears? man, that is so 60's.