Jun 19th 2009 By Asylum Staff

Too-Sexy Heroines

Lara Croft From Tomb Raider 12" Action Figure
The ultimate fantasy of console game fanboys can now be the perfect desk companion. Her shorts are a little too tight and her shirt is a little too small. Would you say the Tomb Raider is too sexy?

The Invisible Woman (Fantastic Four) by Rockin' Jelly Bean
Invisible Woman found her fame in Marvel comics. We've seen lots of versions of the character, including a peroxided Jessica Alba. But we've never quite seen one as shapely as this Japanese designed form. Too sexy? Let's just say one of her super powers appears to be applying skin-tight Spandex.

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Sunday 21 June

By joel

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ok first of all doesnt jessica alba play the invisible women and her hair is brown so wtf is up with that. and also this whole thing is fucking ridiculous why the hell would you make an action figure with tits the size of bowling balls!

Sunday 21 June

By Anthony

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the invisible woman "toy" is not based on jessica alba. Based on the comic. These "toys" cost around 100-300 bucks and made to decorate shelves.

Sunday 21 June

By john

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why does invisible women look like shes about to give you a lap dance. ande theese are for kids

Sunday 21 June

By superkid465

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why does the invisible women look like shes about to give you a lap dance. and theese are for kids. well. . . at least they wont be gay

Monday 22 June

By glennblackwell

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I see one invisible woman, when she is visible.
Body suit showing no skin, is a lap dance to you?
theese? huh? spell check maybe?
Won't be gay..toys determine this?
What did you do with toys as a child?
Very creepy comment. Stay away from school yards.

Sunday 21 June

By aufwiederzehn

Highest Rank

For those of you that are complaining about the way kids dress these days and you are blaming it on TV, Toys, Shows, movies, etc. Don't blame it on those because if you were the executives of any one of these companies and you wanted to make the big bucks, I am sure you would make these toys, movies, etc too. BLAME IT ON YOURSELF. IF YOUR 8TH GRADER DRESSES LIKE WONDER WOMAN, you cannot control your child and maybe need to teach your kids some values. If the kids learn values from their parents, no matter what comes in their way, they will say "no" to it. Same things about drugs and sex, it's up to the parents how they raise them. Toy companies, movies and music, tv will never stop. You need to take control and stop blaming it on others. Good luck with that.

Wednesday 24 June

By taylor

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im 13 and there is alot of presure to look good now and everyone tells me dont care wat they thnk when acually thats all that matters i no im soundin immature but iits tru when i see a woman anywhere she effects me but toys dont there just toys and i own bratz mi sis and i usd to play THERE JUST TOYS not brething role models like other woman are too young kids

Monday 22 June

By erin

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I think that the toys are fine. I believe that these toys will finnaly put thoughts of girls into boys minds instead of guys. This will then control how many homosexuals there are.

~carter. aka closeminded idiot

Monday 22 June

By erin

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why does the invisible women look like shes about to give you a lap dance. and theese are for kids. well. . . at least they wont be gay

~superkid465 aka, another closeminded idiot

Monday 22 June

By muchagape7

Neutral

Um these aren't toys but collectors figurines. They are aimed at the 18+ market.

Monday 22 June

By Tehya

Neutral

Wow that is nasty yes toys are getting way out of hand. This is why these kids think so nasty and that is just unbelive

Monday 22 June

By kelsey

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ok 9th graders dont dress like this! i think i would know if you have class you wouldnt even bother dressing like this! i know many 9th graders and they dont dress like this its just plain sick to even try to dress like this in my opion

Sunday 28 June

By Jordan Taylor Nease

Neutral

well im 13 so as a younger person i have to say girls realy dont dress like that....not im my grade.... as a matter a fact the only ones that do are the high schoolers.... and i think thats because there trying to rebel.... and trust me highschoolers dont play with toys....BUT on the other hand we have to be carefull because 4 year olds may see them then our future 13 year olds will dress like that and our 8 year olds so for now were fine but the future.. who knows....but 8th graders dont dress like that.... so i dont agree or disagree to this