Showbiz news you actually want, from geek gossip to celeb train-wrecks.

Chris Brown was sentenced to community labor and domestic violence classes for assaulting Rihanna. (Radar Online)

"Gossip Girl" star Leighton Meester reportedly has a sex tape. NSFW (Ninja Dude)

Jessica Simpson is getting a new reality series on VH1 called "The Price of Beauty." (Daily Fill)

The next "Star Trek" movie could feature the sexy beehive of Yeoman Rand. (io9)

Perez Hilton has filed charges against the manager of the Black Eyed Peas for allegedly assaulting him. (EW)

Tiffani Thiessen is holding out on Jimmy Fallon's "Saved by the Bell" reunion. Tiffani, your last movie was "Cyborg Soldier." It's time to hit up The Max. (Screen Junkies)

The latest images from Tim Burton's "Alice in Wonderland" could cause your eyes to experience acid flashbacks. (Unreality Mag)

The new trailer for "Inglourious Basterds" features more shooting and more of Brad Pitt's cartoonish Southern accent. (FilmDrunk)

Find out what celebrity facial hair you sport. If you're rocking the Joaquin Phoenix, you might be an old-timey prospector. (Holy Taco)