Venus and Serena Williams

Age: Venus, 29, Serena, 27
WTA Rank: Venus: 3, Serena: 2
Country: United States
Wimbledon Analysis: Let's be honest -- the betting man would be smart to throw down his hard-earned money on one of these fine ladies. In other words, the sisters Williams play tennis very well. We mention them together only because they are in a class of their own as far as sustained success and amazing legs.

Caroline Wozniacki

Age: 18
WTA Rank: 9
Country: Denmark
Wimbledon Analysis: One of the two teens to break into the Top 10 this year, Wozniacki is an up-and-coming star, though she's probably not quite ready to make a serious run at the Wimbledon title. At 18, she's coincidentally also not quite ready to get our complete superficial analysis, unless she can produce a legitimate state-issued ID.

Anne Keothavong

Age: 25
WTA Rank: 51
Country: Britain
Wimbledon Chances: Most tennis experts will tell you this probably isn't the year that Keothavong becomes the first Brit to win Wimbledon since Fred Perry in 1936. We aren't experts, however, so we figured it would be worth mentioning her in order to show you what she looks like in evening wear.

Maria Sharapova

Age: 22
WTA Rank: 60
Country: Russia
Wimbledon Chances: Sharapova has had a rough go of it since returning from shoulder surgery. A generous seeding may help her mount a career comeback at the All England Club, a comeback that would no doubt be watched very closely by thousands of men who know nothing about the sport of tennis.


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