Megan Fox is not perfect. If her weird stress-relief-ball boobs weren't enough, she's also got the thumbs of a chimp who was raised by drifters in a cave. And if this picture proves anything, she's just as disfigured on the inside.Weren't we all this little boy once? (No, seriously -- we had that haircut in 1987 and we're pretty sure we still use that T-shirt for painting the shed.) Comics Alliance reader and Photoshop wizard "Tom" takes today's Noble Prize for turning the table on Megan "Dreamcrusher" Fox.
Click here for his delightful re-imagining of the photo that launched a thousand empathetic winces.
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Tuesday 23 June
By Heavytoka
Awesome, Great Photoshopping!
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Tuesday 23 June
By emilymccombs08
Ahahhahha, so much better than the original!
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Tuesday 23 June
By Mapocho
this image was created in the something awful forums.
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Tuesday 23 June
By hillmatt
Oh god, you're so clearly the stereotypical jealous chick. I mean if you really feel the need to mock the thumb which is probably the one fault on her goddess-like body, fine. But then you mocked her boobs, which are, amazing, and you just became the jealous homely girl making fun of the head cheerleader with your only two friends, the fat chick, and the foreign exchange student who doesn't speak English. It's just sad if you don't like her fine comment on her clear lack of intellect or her possible failure at common human decency but don't make shit up about her looks I'm sure you're better than that.
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Tuesday 23 June
By npb
i agree. everyone has faults.... for example your probably some fat fag that just sits behind the desk.... yeah her thumbs are wierd.... but her boobs? hahahaha god you pathetic
Monday 06 July
By Sandra
@hillmatt
shut up, nobody wants to hear about how you fantasize about her toes when you whack off considering you sound like a mindless bubble brain still stuck in that perpetual high school haze. Hope all your high school memorabilia from all those years ago gives your life some meaning at long long last, airhead (if not, I bet you could sell it on eBay for a whole three bucks!).
Tuesday 23 June
By reality
@hillmatt
Megan Fox doesn't give a shit about you defending her.
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Tuesday 23 June
By Varlos
lol...
Tuesday 23 June
By Mondo
I couldn't care less about that kid. Look AT THAT RACK. What a silhouette.
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Tuesday 23 June
By iggypopbarker
this article is incorrect, the photoshop originated on Something Awful subforum PHIZ
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Wednesday 24 June
By chadmere joe baloni
stfu iggypopbarker, TOM IS THE MOTHERFUCKIN MAN and you are just a weasly little KUNTYMAN who does not appreciate TOMS HOLY GLORY yo.
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Wednesday 24 June
By Reginald Wankaload
YOU FUCKERS STOLE THAT SHIT LYING
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Saturday 27 June
By none of you are important people
oh my god, this is probably the twentieth vitriolic jealousy-blog about megan fox being "not perfect" that i've seen in the past two weeks written by fat, balding bloggers. what is it about her that drags up such painful memories in american nerds?
is it that she typifies the hot, popular but completely "ungettable" girl from high school who you furiously masturbated over through endless tears and cookie crumbs on your emerging double-chin? the one you hated because she didn't want you, because nobody wanted you.
"megan fox? (heart skips a beat) ....eeew.... she is NOT hot. i mean check out her DISGUSTING thumb! what a whore. what a worthless slut....with that....thumb of hers. and her boobs are lopsided in that other photo i saw (that i saved in my private folder). she's UGLY, tell her to sort her thumb out and then maybe i'd think about it. ugh"
yeah, you sure showed her! i'm sure she'll think long and hard about all the people she's rejected once she reads your blog on asylum.com, along with the crudely photoshopped picture of her that you took so long to accomplish.
i think you people would just be better off killing yourselves like you used to.
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Monday 29 June
By BSD
@noneofyou...
Just so you're clear, you do realise that Megan Fox doesn't/won't ever know that you exist right?
So why get so worked up about this?
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