Showbiz news you actually want, from geek gossip to celeb train-wrecks.

Angelina Jolie reportedly wants to run for president. Not gonna happen. Too many skeletons in her closet. Like "Tomb Raider 2." (Daily Fill)

David Fincher might direct the "Facebook" movie. Does this mean Brett Ratner is circling "The Friendster Story"? (Variety)

Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox dined together, kicking off unfounded dating rumors. (Radar Online)

The first trailer for M. Night Shyamalan's "The Last Airbender" actually looks pretty cool. There has gotta be a twist here. (Screen Junkies)

Miley Cyrus is posing for sultry photos again, this time on Twitter. (Popeater)

The man who stole Lance Armstrong's bike got three years in jail. (With Leather)

Christina Aguilera and Cher will play burlesque dancers in the film "Burlesque." That's the most on-the-nose title since "Fighting." (Unreality Mag)

Michael Caine in "The Dark Knight" and Marlon Brando as Jor-El make the cut of the best comic book movie father figures. (AMC SciFi Scanner)

Here are some more appropriate album covers for everyone from T-Pain to Vampire Weekend. NSFW (Holy Taco)