When we first saw this new Burger King ad (left) we thought, "Wow, 7 inches of pure beef! Sounds delicious and completely innocent!" But now that we've taken a closer look, it seems like the usually upstanding folks at Burger King -- in Singapore, we should add -- might be trying to imply something unwholesome here.We certainly don't want to make untoward accusations, however. Maybe the combination of the blow-up-doll blonde with parted lips, the lasciviously named sandwich and the headline "It'll blow your mind away" are just a coincidence.
After the jump, see more racy ads that caught our attention.
Racy Ads
Thanks to PETA's efforts, gratuitous celebrity nudity and animal activism now go together like bacon and eggs.
PETA
Is this some sort of post-feminist feminism? Exploitation maybe? Or just a nice brassiere-enhanced rack? While gawking, we forgot the questions.
Wonderbra
Anyone who spends a lot of time on the Internet knows that when it comes to advertising, American Apparel brought the sexy early and keeps bringing it often. This one features porn star Lauren Phoenix showing Web surfers everywhere the proper way to rock tube socks.
American Apparel
Gladly.
Sexy Advertisements
Due to heavy airbrushing, these rumps are about at as real as the drawn-in butterflies. But wouldn't it be nice?
Fashion rat
This promo poster, currently blanketing subway stations and bus stops of major cities everywhere, cheats by bragging about just how racy it is. But it does make you want to check out the show.
CW
Controversy-courting Web hosting service Go Daddy lampooned the nipple-gate backlash in this top-heavy Super Bowl spot.
youtube
In perhaps the strangest ad to ever titillate, this TV spot for a Canadian convenience store has two scantily clad lesbians making out at the base of a tree. The tree then interrupts their heavy petting, so they call it a pervert, before hacking it with axes until it spews orange juice into a cup. (We can't make this stuff up.)
liveleak.com
We would like to visit the country which considers this part of flirting.
Sexy Advertisements
Two buxom and pugnacious beer drinkers try to settle Miller Lite's "tastes great, less filling" debate in this classic TV spot. It contains the male holy trinity of booze, boobs and violence.
Miller Lite



























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Wednesday 24 June
By Heavytoka
Look at Burger King Getting all dirty on us lol Under their add it should say "Two More Inches Than Subway"
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Thursday 25 June
By Nick
LOL. That is a great comment!
Friday 26 June
By cc
Wouldn't that make it the big 14 incher? After all a foot is 12 inches
Wednesday 24 June
By lamalanga
where's the valued christian right when we need them?
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Wednesday 24 June
By truepleasure
it doesnt help this story is by a add for torjan codoms LOL
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Wednesday 24 June
By jlcjt1
If you look back at previous Burger King adds, I have always felt like the "King" was perverted anyway. Always peeping in windows, or something along those lines. Our household calls him the peeping perverted king. Just plain creepy.
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Wednesday 24 June
By Bob
I really hate to say this but the Burger King commercial isn't any worse than a commercial that says order Extense, It will add length and width to it and You and her will love the new feel of it and will bring more pleasure to her and you also all the Victoria Secret commercials with the women running around with their very sexy underwear on. See that is how perverted commercials have gotten and also I got uo out of bed this past Saturday morning and was scanning thru the channels and on one of the channels in the 330 range was a XXX sex movie at 8:30 in the morning. If my child had gotten up before me and turned it to that channel and I woke up and saw it I would have been very very upset more than I was, Because I turned it from such trash as that. If it happens again I am going to get me a lawyer and file a complaint with the FCC.
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Thursday 25 June
By Jeff
Well Bob, why don't you call your cable company or satelite provider and cancel the channel which you obviously ordered. Those channels aren't on unless you have either had them with your service or ordered them such as pay per view. Look into it before you call a lawyer and making a dang fool of yourself. As far as the BK commercials and adds and any other adds for that matter, if people's minds weren't so dang far in the gutter, they wouldn't be making something out of nothing. BK, Victoria Secret, Calvin Klien, etc., The worst one's about this though is the bible beaters, bible thumpers, christians or whatever you wish to call them.
Thursday 25 June
By DaniB
This is actually a reply to Jeff's reply to Bob's comment. I am a pastor's wife and we don't order XXX movies. A few weeks back, on a regular channel that often has games shows and stuff during the day, they were running an infomercial for dildos! It was called Shop Erotic. Yes, it was on late, but my older teens often scan the channels a lot at night. I was appalled and this was regular TV! Not even on HBO or Cinemax. So it's not always something you have to order!
Thursday 25 June
By h forman
Pardon me, but you ought to "get you" an English teacher first. Just put a lock on your TV so you can supervise your child's television viewing and then you don't have to worry.
Thursday 25 June
By glennblackwell
Bob relax. Its summer. You can find The men of Speedo on the E Entertainment Network.
Leave the rest to those who can appreciate it.
Thursday 25 June
By John
Bob,
Parent your children and watch the channels that interest you. Let the the rest of the world watch what *they* want to watch. It's called freedom - you may have heard of it - it's when people don't impose their will on others.
J
Thursday 25 June
By superfan
this is even worse than that "sir mix-a-lot" music video ad for selling those "spongebob squarepants" toys in BK kids meals. also my local cable company has a parental "lockout" device on my digital box. had you think of using yours yet?
Friday 26 June
By alexisgurl103
hey dude its called parental control. it really is a wonderful thing
Friday 26 June
By Bill
You are so right ! Look at the Extenz commerical. The guy is hidden by the smiling woman standing in front of him. What's being extended ? SEX SELLS !
Wednesday 24 June
By Dawn
Sorry it all depends where your mind is.
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Friday 26 June
By thee
being a mom of a 9 yr. old, i don't like a lot of the commercials and/or shows that are on before 9 pm (cst). i think back to the good ole days where when you were down with that, it meant you had the flu....etc. etc...i would really like to go back where there's not so much freedom and acceptance in what's on tv. if you watch close enough, there's sexual suggestions in almost every commercial and/or show. but also in those days, people did smoke on tv..mary tyler moore, dick vandyke, dean martin, jerry lewis...they all smoked on tv shows..and drank liquor too...but there was no sexual suggestions, that's what my pet peeve is..thanks for reading and letting me voice my opinon
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Friday 26 June
By alexisgurl103
yeah back in the day when people had less freedom. thats what we need? really?? dont be ridiculous
Thursday 25 June
By dteriyaki
i got a bigger sandwich for her!
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Friday 26 June
By Osomerset
Me too!