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Recently, famous person Kim Kardashian admitted she had a "girl crush" on Megan Fox. Using our special women-speak decoder ring, we take that to mean KK is conceding the hugely-grossing "Transformers" star is hotter than she -- much like how a dog will pee submissively when faced with a superior.

But as of late, we around the Asylum offices have been toying with the radical idea that maybe, just MAYBE, Megan Fox has become a tiny bit overrated. At the very least, we think the woman of the famous assets could give M-Fox a run for her money in a battle of the hotness.

After the jump, a clash of glossy mag titans.

Megan Fox
Strength: Piercing blue eyes, silky raven hair and a willingness to say just about anything that is appealing to the male demographic.
Weakness: While some claim her mutant thumbs prove that she really is human -- and not just one of Michael Bay's CGI creations -- it could also be that she really is a mutant.
Special Ability: Her mere appearance in an almost universally panned $300-million sequel starring Shia Lebeouf ensures its financial success.

Kim Kardashian
Strength: Her ample proportions allow you to lust after an attractive lady celebrity without promoting eating disorders.
Weakness: While boyfriend Reggie Bush wilts in the face of NFL defenses, he could still probably kick your ass.
Special Ability: The E! cameras that follow her everywhere protect her from street crime.