
Recently, famous person Kim Kardashian admitted she had a "girl crush" on Megan Fox. Using our special women-speak decoder ring, we take that to mean KK is conceding the hugely-grossing "Transformers" star is hotter than she -- much like how a dog will pee submissively when faced with a superior.
But as of late, we around the Asylum offices have been toying with the radical idea that maybe, just MAYBE, Megan Fox has become a tiny bit overrated. At the very least, we think the woman of the famous assets could give M-Fox a run for her money in a battle of the hotness.
After the jump, a clash of glossy mag titans.
Megan Fox
Strength: Piercing blue eyes, silky raven hair and a willingness to say just about anything that is appealing to the male demographic.
Weakness: While some claim her mutant thumbs prove that she really is human -- and not just one of Michael Bay's CGI creations -- it could also be that she really is a mutant.
Special Ability: Her mere appearance in an almost universally panned $300-million sequel starring Shia Lebeouf ensures its financial success.
Kim Kardashian
Strength: Her ample proportions allow you to lust after an attractive lady celebrity without promoting eating disorders.
Weakness: While boyfriend Reggie Bush wilts in the face of NFL defenses, he could still probably kick your ass.
Special Ability: The E! cameras that follow her everywhere protect her from street crime.


























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Thursday 25 June
By Heavytoka
Megan Fox wins by default because Kim is disease ridden trash!
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Thursday 02 July
By ryan durell
meagan fox is so hotter then kk
Thursday 25 June
By Mondo
I believe that Megan Fox has the biggest ego in Hollywood. Have you not heard the garbage that comes out of this girls mouth? cockiness aint sexy. sorry
KK wins. marginally. Only cuz LOOK AT THE BACKSIDE. DAAAAAAAAAAUM
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Monday 06 July
By monica
Kim kardashian wins, megan doesn't have much of a body, well at least not compared to kim. And kim is much more naturally pretty in the face. Megan can thank her nose job, brow lift and lip injections for all her beauty. Before that she was just an average looking woman, nothing special.
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Friday 14 August
By melinda
hey girl you look so hot and sexy i wish i had a big but or ass like you
Tuesday 07 July
By hayleee niggaaa
kim wins shes naturally beautiful and her body is near perfect.. megan fox of course is a goddess but shes just TRYING to be trashy
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Wednesday 22 July
By john
fox blows her out of the water
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Wednesday 22 July
By johnny
fox blows her out of the water
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Monday 27 July
By Lai Doff
As we can all see, neither one's list of strengths include "talent".
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Wednesday 29 July
By lcuzzo
KK is naturally more beautiful..take all the paint off, compare them side by side..Fox looks beautiful but so artificial..
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Monday 03 August
By amanda
I think megan fox is hotter, Kim wears way to much make up, she wears so much u can even see the plaster in the pictures
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Thursday 17 December
By Frank Brandao
KK is ok but Megan is biter or should I say Better. I've seen KK in action and still have wants to be with KK for a night or two but Megan does have a hold on this tortured soul.
LUV FB
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Monday 21 December
By LOLOLOL
LoL some people can't handle the facts-
Facts "Its provin KK is hotter than Megan fox" If you don't believe stare at the polls.
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Sunday 17 January
By lillian
Kk is wayyyyyy HOTTER..shes got perfect skin, unlike Megan..megans got freckles..eww..and she needs ass and curves..as for kim, she needs to wear less makeup..lol
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