Yesterday was a dark day for celebrity news, as two icons of my generation, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson, each died rather suddenly. Then, I got some surreal news that was really upsetting. All over Twitter, there were reports that Jeff Goldblum had fallen to his death while shooting a movie in New Zealand. I was immediately all over it.

Thankfully, the Goldblum rumor turned out to be a hoax, a silver lining to an otherwise dismal day. As it turns out, there were a bunch of celebrity death hoaxes floating around the Internet last night, including Harrison Ford, but this is the only one that fished me in.

In honor of his aliveness, catch of video of Jeff Goldblum not being dead, and not really being drunk, after the jump.