This week, Asylum covered a bevy of topics, from Governor Mark Sanford's affair to serial-killing sharks and even Meghan McCain's boobs. One man was there to comment on all of these topics and more -- and his name is Heavytoka (not pictured), Asylum's proud Reader of the Week.

Inspired by the success of our MMA fighter interview (which was itself inspired by SI's weekly cheerleader interviews), we're profiling Heavytoka with a series of questions created for an enthusiastic, hard-bodied babes, after the jump.

My best physical feature is:
Heavytoka: "Are you Serious lol you'll have to ask around"

If I had to watch one movie on loop forever, it would be:
"Either 'Casablanca' or 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,' depending on a few things ... "

My worst habit is:
"Spending time at work posting on Forums lol"

I'd love to trade places for a day with:
"Kate Beckinsale So I could look at myself naked for hours ... Is that appropriate?"

My friends would be surprised to know that I:
"Am an Avid Gamer! I keep it a secret."

Five people I'd like to have dinner with (living or dead) are:
"My Dad, Ghandi, Albert Einstein, Tupac and Hideo Kojima."