Showbiz news you actually want, from geek gossip to celeb train-wrecks.

Leighton Meester and Blake Lively licked an ice cream cone for a Rolling Stone shoot. Hey, after all the recent celebrity deaths, we could all use some photos of the "Gossip Girls" licking something. (The Blemish)

Dr. Drew Pinsky called Michael Jackson's doctor "negligent." (Radar Online)

Michael Bay and Steven Spielberg might adapt a book by James Frey about teen aliens. This doesn't seem like a bad idea at all. (FilmDrunk)

Billy Mays likely died of a blocked artery. (Popeater)

A remake of "An American Werewolf in London" is in the works. David Naughton, call your agent. If you still have one. (Variety)

Megan Fox claims she gets anxiety attacks when watching herself onscreen. Is she sick of Megan Fox, too? (Anything Hollywood)

The trailer for "Daybreakers" features Ethan Hawke and Isabel Lucas killing vampires instead of falling in love with them for once. (Screen Junkies)

Here are five ways to improve "The Office." We agree on more Creed, disagree on less Kelly. (Unreality Mag)

Watch "Keyboard Cat" play Isiah Thomas off. (With Leather)