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Adding "you've got the wrong naked guy" to the list of worst excuses ever, former Gainesville, Ga., mayor Mark Musselwhite told police he wasn't the man drawing public-nudity complaints in the area ... despite the fact that he was still naked when police arrived.

The 43-year-old Republican appeared to be intoxicated, and several alcoholic beverages were found around the Georgia campsite where Musselwhite was letting it all hang out.

Despite his denials, Musselwhite was charged with public indecency. "I said the complainant had specifically said his campsite, and the fact that he was still nude made me think it was him," said Department of Natural Resources authority Brandon Walls.

We hope the DNR has truly gotten their man, because the only alternative is that some naked criminal's out there framing other naked guys.