Our happy hour fact to amaze your drinking buddies with.

Sixty-eight is the average age that Americans think one becomes an old person.

The Pew Research Center came to this conclusion after surveying 2,969 adults 18 and older. Not surprisingly, those who were already 65 declared old age as beginning at 74, while people younger than 30 think you are elderly when you turn 60.

The study also asked questions about particular "markers" of old age. For example, two-thirds of Americans think you are old if you have lost your ability to drive a car, but only one-third think no longer being sexually active outs you as an old fogie.

In a related survey, Asylum has found that you are never old if you continue to play video games in your parents' basement. Carry on.

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